When #whoeverImarry trended on Twitter, we pretty much expected a lot of women to air out their laundry list of what they want in a future husband. And we weren’t disappointed. However, we also had a hell of a lot of guys sharing their thoughts on what they look for in a wife when they hookupwith girls. We listed down those that got our attention, either because they were ridiculous, sweet or just major examples of male dumbassery.
Whoever I marry…
- “…got to have big boobs and can’t wear panties. So if that ain’t you, sorry. You’re not eligible to hookup with me.”
- “…got to be able to sit back and watch ESPN, Martin, Good Times, and Wayans Bros on a daily basis with me.”
- “…will be my lover AND my best friend. Our relationship may not be perfect, but I know it will be REAL.”
- “…has to have a complete set of teeth.”
- “…must have a college degree.”
- “…better be a huge freak. Knows how to spin around and keep the d*ck still inside.”
- “…needs to be on my side 100 percent, supporting me as much as I support her and helps me in my career decisions as I do for her.”
- “…will be my biggest fan, and I will be her biggest fan too.”
- “…better not try to put the plate in the sink with food still in it. Like, how could you be so dirty? Just scrape it off.”
Whoever I marry…
- “…got to have big boobs and can’t wear panties. So if that ain’t you, sorry. You’re not eligible to hookup with me.”
- “…got to be able to sit back and watch ESPN, Martin, Good Times, and Wayans Bros on a daily basis with me.”
- “…will be my lover AND my best friend. Our relationship may not be perfect, but I know it will be REAL.”
- “…has to have a complete set of teeth.”
- “…must have a college degree.”
- “…better be a huge freak. Knows how to spin around and keep the d*ck still inside.”
- “…needs to be on my side 100 percent, supporting me as much as I support her and helps me in my career decisions as I do for her.”
- “…will be my biggest fan, and I will be her biggest fan too.”
- “…better not try to put the plate in the sink with food still in it. Like, how could you be so dirty? Just scrape it off.”
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