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Your first date with a potential partner can be an epic disaster if done wrong.  Our six-step online dating tips will help guide you on how to do it right from the beginning till the evening’s end. 1.    The Predate

•  Dress for the occasion and the venue you’re planning to go to.  But more importantly, dress to show respect.   Keep in mind that being overdressed is always better than being underdressed.

•  Go easy on the cologne.  Stay away from novelty ties.  Equip yourself with the proper man tools of modern chivalry.

2.    The Pickup

•  Be punctual.  Don’t show up intoxicated.

•  Go to the door; don’t wait in the car and honk the horn for her to come out.

•  Do not bring her flowers it’s totally passé.  You may, however, bring her a small, thoughtful gift you did not purchase from a gas station convenience store.

•  Inappropriate gifts:  lingerie of all shapes and materials, small animals, the first written draft of your unpublished autobiography.

3.    The Drive

•  If you decide to take a cab, open the door for her, give the driver directions and pay for the fare.

•  While fairly amusing, never pull that bit where you pretend to go when she’s about to come in and then stop after a short distance.

•   No music.  Make interesting conversation.

•  If an unbearable silence ensues, you may turning on the stereo, but completely avoid the following:  a. talk radio; b. anything R. Kelly song where he describes something overly sexual; c. a playlist of songs that entirely features her name.

4.    The Restaurant

•  Always open the door for her.  In the event you encounter a revolving door, go first.

•  Wait for her to be seated first before sitting down.  At a more posh place, it’s the waiter’s job to help your date settle down on her chair, not on yours.

•  Do not order for her.  And don’t you ever present a coupon to the waiter while saying, “And the lovely lady will have something of the same or lesser value.”

•  On sharing food:  If she encourages it, you’re doing it.

•  Pay for dinner.  If she offers to pitch in, say something sincere like, “No, it’s my pleasure.”

5.    The Bar

•  You only have to remember three online dating tips here:  1) Open a tab and keep it that way until the end of the evening; 2) don’t drink more than she does; and 3) don’t drink less than she does.

6.    The Walk

•  Walk in stride with her.

•  Offer you arm.  It’s quixotic and also a favorable method to initiate contact.

•  Be a man and go make a move.  May God be with you.

•  You are not going in, unless she says so.

You should look good always and everywhere, and there are exactly six days a week when it really matters.  Five of the six include a nine-to-five workweek, which can be pretty tough.  But the sixth is supposed to be date night, when looking your best is of utmost importance.  This is especially true when it happens to be first date night.  Because making a good impression, like a nice outfit, is quite hard to make.  But when your etiquette perfectly matches your outfit, good things can happen.  The first thing you need to know is how you present yourself to hot girls shows your level of respect for them.  Here are a few more things you need to know.

•  Hot girls are obsessed with footwear.  Not just their shoes and shoes of fellow hot girls, but your shoes.  So put on nice ones, because her judgment on them cannot be avoided.  Make sure you pick a pair appropriate for the time, occasion and venue you plan to go to.

•  Going out with hot girls, especially for the first time, should be considered a special occasion, so dress up for it.  You can stop worrying about which tie to wear, but don’t pass on the jacket.

•  But if you plan to go to a place that requires a tie, then wear one.  But it would be prudent to check first you wouldn’t want to be overdressed.

•  Don’t wear a suit.  You think this may be counterintuitive, but consider this:  If you are going to the opera, this is fine, and probably the theater.  Otherwise, you’ll be channeling an uptight impression.  Your suits may be the nicest clothes you own, but they are for work.  Your goal is to convey leisure or at least the illusion of it, and separates or maybe a nice sweater can do just that.

•  Wear clothes that fit you perfectly.  Wearing form-fitting threads is a must, now more than ever.  Your ultimate goal is to see each other naked, so might as well give her a good approximation of what’s underneath.

•  In grooming yourself properly, make sure you clip your nails and wash your hair.  Hot girls always check the small details.  They look at a man’s hands more than a man looks at his, so make sure yours are neat and presentable.  They will also notice those flakes on your shoulders too, so make good use of that anti-dandruff shampoo.

•  Go easy on the cologne.  Of course, hot girls like it when you smell nice, but there is no need to murder the olfactory senses of these women.

•  Set your mobile phone on silent mode, and avoid using it while the date is ongoing.